Friday, January 29, 2010

Take a Walk through Brooklyn & You'll Find Me.... Bushwick!!!

Hello Hello there!!

Well, I thought I'd give a touch of estrogen up in this piece and introduce myself. I'm Bushwick and you'd laugh at my nickname on here when you read my intro! And, here we go:

I was born and raised in Hollis, Queens and have lived in all of the damn boroughs of NY except Manhattan. Some twenty-some (almost thirty some) years ago, I was placed on this earth for many reasons. Reason #1: I don't have hair on my tongue, never have and never will. I will tell you how it is. I don't sugarcoat shit for anyone. And, I have no fuckin' problem telling you ass munches where to stick the sunshine on a cloudy day if need be! LOL, seriously though, I am here to keep it real. My advice is real, my experiences are real and I like to be real AT ALL TIMES! Reason #2: I have been told that I can see situations on both ends. I will tell you this off the bat: GIRLS AND GUYS ARE THE SAME!!!! It's men and women who are different. So, when it comes to relationships, I can tell you who is the wrong and who is the right. Reason#3: I chose this to be the kids reason because 3 is my magic number. I have 3 kids. I have an 8 year old son and a set of infant twin daughters. My son's dad is in the picture and the girls' sperm donor is not. So, child rearing is my speciality and I find it to be my top priority in my personal life (yeah, it should have been my number 1 but like I said, 3 is my magic number!) and Reason#4: (Drumroll please!) I have a sense of humor and witty as all hell. I am beyond my years and will come at you with some philisophical shit sometimes.... things that make you go hmmmmmm??? I am religious but not a bible beater. I love my God and that's who works for me. I am just your average chick with a great heart, great sense of humor and a great way of telling you how it is.
I love my kids, music, reading, people, writing poetry and just plan ole' fun!

I think I am a great candidate for giving advice to regular everyday people because I AM a regular everyday person. I am the girl whom you walk by in the morning while she is getting her coffee. Or, I'm the chick you were grinding on in the club some years back and forgot the grab the digits. Or, i'm the girl sitting home, crying over the guy who just broke her heart. I have been there, done that and like I tell my 8 year old; "I don't like to see you get burned the way I did." If you had a look into the future and saw me get into a red car tomorrow and had a horrible accident, would you forewarn me? I'm not here to change anyone's lives because I am not God a miracle worker. But, I do believe in giving people guidance in situations where no one gave it to me. I'm all for the underdog and will be there to hear and help you out!

So, I'm glad I had the opportunity to put a lil bit of pink in this bitch (sorry guys) and can't wait to paint this blog red.... with my love for y'all!!! Hit us up and let's get it going!

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